a new flygon post

did you ever want to see dewott, milotic, manectric, hariyama, cresselia, hydreigon, goodra and gallade get RMLs?

did you ever want to see torterra get released?

WELL TOO BAD! we have empoleon instead!

we FINALLY gave tyranitar and aggron RMLs, and gave them "CRUSHING STEP!" RIP tsareena!

BUT GUESS WHAT? that's not ALL!

we gave sableye even MORE RMLs! enjoy your creepy sableye fest, while a fucking spritzee can be stronger than empoleon, hydreigon, cresselia, and a shiny mewtwo! regular mewtwo can be raised 20 levels, while shiny mewtwo can't!

ever heard of legendary overkill?

finally, flygon rises from his grave. he gets "SHOT OUT!" (the ability.)

we have gliscor for that rock break+, UNLESS YOU DON'T LIKE S RANKING STAGES AND/OR SKILL SWAPPED IT TO NOSEDIVE. flygon's stage sucks anyways.

if you SL5 shot out, then you get to prove that baltoy is useless while ejecting 2 pokemon at the same time.

flygon is ground type. palossand is also ground-type. too bad eject++ doesn't increase damage.

8x damage. flygon can take 7 RMLs. 116 damage. can make your ampharos stages a lot easier now, but not electabuzz.

also delphox gets RMLS, 15 to be exact, making greninja and chesnaught not so worthy after all. maybe it's about time you skill swapped your ho-oh to nosedive?

next update - aurorus gets 5,000 RMLs. same with gallade. along with baltoy. mega pinsir gets released in marron trail, and torterra gets released and has "quake."

i mean empoleon has a super funny ability! HAHAHA! and to think that empoleon was royal.

dewott...

now that oshawott and samurott can both take 15 RMLs each...

dewott, it's safe to say your time is over...

oshawott is just simply insulting you now, dewott... 120 maximum attack... and yours is just a mere 80... (which is the base attack of slaking, too!)

but samurott can take 15 RMLS too!

dewott, i'm so sorry.

samurott can have 130 BP when fully RML'd.

but you, dewott?
you can't take any RMLs.

well, don't worry. you're not alone, dewott...

to add insult to injury, tepig can only take 10 RMLs. oshawott and tepig can both be skill swapped. final effort and daunt, respectively... and snivy can take 15 RML's, but can't be skill swapped.

(which means fuck servine)

one day... just one day...

you too, aggron and tyranitar... =)

and pignite

roseus center!?

the only place where you see mandibuzz and makuhita together!

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE TWO

rayquaza and deoxys? WHO CARES ABOUT THE TWO!?

WHO CARES ABOUT AGGRON!?

the true star of roseus center is machop.

yeah, machop is gen 1 makuhita but machop is way better and fuck makuhita and fuck how cute it looks and fuck how ugly hariyama is.

fuck machoke and machamp too.
fuck machoke.

i mean machop and machoke both have hard stages.

but machop has to take the star for being a hard stage AND looking like squirtle.

and finally, salamence should've belonged here, not pedra valley with that fucking loser tyranitar!

THERE.



also how does a slakoth exactly beat an arceus in a pokemon contest

grovyle and audina are in LOVE?

audina: so... do you wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend?
dusknoir: i'm sorry.
audina: FUCK YOU DUSKNOIR!!!
things didn't go so well.
audina: i was rejected by dusknoir. ouch.
at least you don't have to brag about having a gf to grovyle anymore right?

grovyle: [CUE IN THE PERSONALITY SURGERY AND PERSONALITY TRANSPLANT]
marshtomp: LOL
combusken: [COMBUSTS]
treecko: i learned something new.
sceptile: i have a gal too.



with love from jirachi, shaymin and celebi!

luxray was so unfortunate...

luxray was so ugly we had to take him off the web.

dan dan kokoro

one day, larvitar, bagon and gible were on a journey together to find the sparkling garchomp poster.
bagon: what happened to larvitar?
gible: larvitar?
larvitar: GUYS I'M RIGHT HERE!
gible: i heard someone... who was that?
larvitar: gible! i'm right here!!
GIBLE SHOVES THE LARVITAR-LOOKING LIKE THING OFF A CLIFF
gible: bagon. you satisfied?
bagon: yep.
however, a sparkling gabite beheads a soda can.
the end.
larvitar: are you ok?
tyranitar: you're a failure.

TAKING DOWN ALL PORN POSTS

because this blog has to be sfw.
it's just going to be the ones like "FLYGON PORN," "SAMUROTT PORN," etc.
adding nsfw tags to the nsfw posts.