OSHAWOTT KNOWS WHAT AN AHEGAO IS

i, dewott, was at a beach, holding up a shell to the moon. nidorina was aiming the camera at me.
nidorina took the picture of me, and then gave it to me. it was so beautiful! it captured the essence of dewott.
i showed my little brother this picture. however, later on today, i saw oshawott on the computer, editing a picture.
dewott: oshawott, what are you doing?
oshawott: deWOTT!!!!!!!!!! hi there. wanna see my edit?
i stare at oshawott's edit. apparently the moon was edited out to be replaced with a- OH MY GOD!!!
DEWOTT: OSHAWOTT YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!
oshawott: an ahegao?
i grab oshawott and look at the devastation he has done. he replaced the moon with a picture of a gardevoir ahegao. i wanted to PUNCH oshawott so badly!
so guess what? I DID THAT! and replaced his webpage with a picture of a pignite cuddling a porygon-z.
dewott: that oughta teach you a lesson. now enjoy your samurott page.

reshiram poetry at its finest

you are a fire-type legendary

fire-types are superior to every other type

you have barrier bash+

making avalugg's stage easy

steel, bug, grass, ice

what reshiram is strong against

from hard to easy, thanks to reshiram

zekrom block smash+ doesn't beat reshiram

you can take 5 rmls

you can beat the whole world

resisting 7 types

however weak to rock, ground and water

reshiram is great!

reshiram is the best!

no other legendary can be good as reshiram!

not even zekrom, only has 2 types to cover?

reshiram has 4 types to cover

and tell me why kyurem got power of 5+.

luxray

there's also victini landorus thundurus and tornadus but... and also meloetta, keldeo, virizion, froslass, tangrowth, lucario, cobalion and terrakion. and garchomp but again READ THE TITLE.

larvitar, bagon, gible!

larvitar, bagon and gible are usually referred as the three, because dewott loves them a lot.
but how about axew, dratini, beldum, deino and goomy?
they don't have anything THAT special. now shut up please.

larvitar lives in wacky workshop. he is very cute, and very social. he is known to run around until he gets tired. easy to get along with, especially with dragon or rock types! wants to grow up to be the most badass larvitar ever, and extremely powerful.

bagon lives in wacky workshop, with his best friend larvitar. he's very brave and persistent. he wants to grow up and fly one day, which is why he likes jumping from high distances. don't worry, his head protects him from the impact. gets along with dragon and ground types very well. somewhat powerful.

gible lives in a shuffle safari, different from where larvitar and bagon reside. he is competitive. he likes to bite a LOT of things, and i mean a LOT. very scared of the cold. he likes dragon and ground type friends, and gets along with gabite and garchomp very well.
and if i swear if you say tyranitar, salamence and garchomp are better i swear to god a slaking will shove your soul (and maybe a pignite) down your throat


with love, from dewott ♥

samurott looks ugly.

this post is made by dewott the prince. he is SERPERIOR to this ugly fuck samurott in every way. (excuse my amazing puns)

DO YOU THINK I AM SERPERIOR TO YOU NOW, SAMUROTT!?
samurott: no, you suck.
**dewott rapes samurott**
pignite and emboar are awesome by the way.

s rank dewott

you want to s rank my stage.

if you have a zekrom, be free to use it. block smash+.
use a sleep charm shaymin.
use a mind zap bellossom (SL5)
if you don't have a zekrom, use ferrothorn.
if you don't have a sleep charm shaymin, lilligant or grovyle works completely well!
not sure about mind zap...
if you don't have bellossom, you might use enamored pikachu. if you don't have enamored pikachu, you can use ludicolo. if you don't have either, feed yourself to a pignite.

dewott has adventures 2

hi. my name is dewott.
and well you see, today i found a faggot. his name is NOT pignite, to your dismay.
faggot: my name is male gardevoir!
dewott: YOU'RE NOT A WAIFU!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
rip dewott

samurott: COME SEE ME DEWOTT!!!
FINE BUT I'M SERPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU. BAD PUNS FTW!!!

DEWOTT HAS ADVENTURES - 1

hi! today i'm going to have adventures!
today, i learned pignite was a fighting type, so...
**DEWOTT RELEASES IT**
faggots: dewott you idiot!
also, by the way, i'm nacht carnival's favorite. if i wasn't their favorite i would definitely kill them! especially you, tentacruel!
today, i went to prasino woods, and found a bunch of faggots. i kinda liked swanna, gallade, mawile and clawitzer better. now there are these faggots named SERVINE CRUSTLE AND SHARPEDO! didn't sharpedo come from a safari?
everyone in prasino: DID YOU JUST CALL US A FAGGOT!?
yeah, i just called the new ones a faggot.
**a gigantic samurott drops from the sky and flattens all the new prasino citizens**
dewott: nice miracle!
then, i realized. I'm SeRpErIoR tO aLl oF yOu.
faggot: BAD PUN, DEWOTT!
whatever, i can just delete you, faggot.
faggot: never mind! i'm going to fuck an oshawott instead!
**dewott deletes the faggot**

serperior has relentless

faggot: when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? is servine sexy? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released? when is serperior going to be released?
dewott: when you shut up!
1 week later!!!!
dewott: here i released serperior. i gave him an underrated ability; relentless!
faggot: WHAT I LOVE SERPERIOR SO MUCH WHY GIVE HIM A SHITTY ABILITY!?
dewott: meanwhile servine will have counterattack+ which will kill your bunearies!
faggot: dewott are you trying to make sErViNe superior?
dewott: yeah. nice pun.
faggot smashes dewott into a wall and feeds him to a tepid tepig, pignite, and risk-taker emboar!
dewott: blame samurott! >=(

Clefairy 1 Hour

you as a child, probably watched a pokemon cartoon, which contains no dewott and a lot of clefairy, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSQf6sgs1yU&t=314s

if servine didn't shoot his ears off during this torture then i would be extremely annoyed

RAPING SERVINE

WARNING! This is not a joke! Carry on reading or you will die!

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten years old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad.

She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humanely as possible but it went wrong. The machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died.

Now every week on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this chain letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.

Now send this link to ten other people and she will haunt someone else who doesn’t pass this on like you did. And she will forget about you.

Example: Jenny didn’t believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later, on a monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing. Clarissa was standing there with a huge knife and well… Jenny is history now.

with love from dewott

how to s rank skarmory

tired of trying to get s ranks just for delphox?
tired of trying to s rank tyranitar?
tired of cutting with scissors?
well here's this free scizor.
nOw rApE SeRvInE WiTh iT


ugh fine just use a golurk/talonflame (NO DIFFERENCE), sped up mega lucario, heatmor and reshiram. takes a few tries.


with love from dewott

hard stages

intro
(start)
a hard stage for nidoking
a hard pokemon shuffle stage!
not just hard, but not overkill
metagross is overkill, tyranitar
difficulty,
let's not forget about hard stages...
dewott, skarmory rhyperior
the bell bronzong, altaria
exploud, golurk, yes conkeldurr
our worst nightmare was gardevoir!
nidorino
and ampharos too
espeon, sylveon
aegislash
cyndaquil even
golduck! bayleef shiftry... milotic, servine...
(it's HARD!)
in this world, sharpedo, leavanny, garchomp kingdra.
we're all hard now...
KIRILIA!

s rank tyranitar

you were too bored trying to s rank aggron, knowing it was impossible.
you, dewott, tried to s rank salamence but it was also too hard.
well guess what. you can s rank tyranitar easily!


there. you can s rank tyranitar now! show this page to tyranitar and he'll kill himself, giving you an s rank.

PRASINO WOODS

hi. my name is dewott, of nacht carnival.
one day i was in prasino woods (thought it was jungle verde). there were these crazy fucks like swanna, gallade, mawile, a dead tepig, clawitzer, crustle and who the fuck cares about the last one. i think his name was servine or something. who knows.
dewott: the last time i was at jungle verde, there was toxicroak, nidoking, nidoqueen... but now everyone looks like... where's skarmory?
gallade: who are YOU.
dewott: my name is dewott. i come from nacht carnival!
gallade: there's a chance you might have dragonite rabies.
dewott: no i-
GALLADE POKES DEWOTT WITH A NEEDLE
swanna: hi! i'm swanna! who are you?
dewott: dewott! you look stupid!
dewott kicks ducklett for encouraging swanna to be stupid
servine: DID SOMEONE JUST HURT NATURE!?
dewott: did you know? rhyperior sounds like serperior.
servine and dewott get into a fight. dewott kicks servine out of prasino woods into...
nidoking: oh hey, it's a prasino fucker.
skarmory explodes on servine. THE END
created by: dewott, oshawott, samurott, and a gothorita.

mienshao finds new animals

[mienshao appears]
mienshao: i finally returned!
[turns out mienshao was in front of an ugly emperor.]
ugly guy: ah, it finally took you long enough! i was starting to get worried! you have my thanks for such a hard journey! okay, let's get to all the stuff you brought back to me.
[mienshao puts his hands together]
mienshao: okay, gifts on the end of the earth. and some are even farther because we got lost whenever cattle was drinking heavily.
[mienshao was next to a leopard]
mienshao: first, this is a leopard.
leopard: leopard...
ugly guy: how mysterious!
[mienshao had an ostrich]
mienshao: this one is called an ostrich!
ostrich: ostrich!
ugly guy: how queer and strange!
[mienshao had a camel]
mienshao: this is supposed to be a camel.
camel: camel.
ugly guy: whoa! this thing confounds my senses! surely they're not the left queerness of camel!
mienshao: but i have one more!
[mienshao had a giraffe, while holding up his hands.]
mienshao: a giraffe, a hideous freak of nature!
giraffe: giraffe...
UGLY GUY: MIENSHAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[the ugly guy dies thanks to the giraffe]
thank the fucking salamence and bisharp...




mienshao and the ugly guy belong to hetalia.

AGGRON VS TYRANITAR RAP BATTLES

EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
AGGRON!
VS...
TYRANITAR!!!

BEGIN

aggron: COME ON, let's fight i'm a battle trained warrior, i could never be defeated by this PREHISTORIC loser! bringing the heavy metal, i'm an iron head for sure! you're just the 2nd generation's BIGGEST failure! i'm gonna take you down with heavy slam, i'm going HAM! even GROUDON knows i'm the leader of the land! it's my ENDEAVOR to sever and end ya, FURY CUTTER. i'm a regional superpower, BITCH DID I STUTTER?
tyranitar: i wouldn't take you winning with a grain of sand! sorry there man, THIS ISN'T GOING HOW YOU PLANNED! i'm a mascot of johto, not toxic, ICONIC! you learning stealth rock, WELL ISN'T THAT IRONIC? my rhymes are rock solid, i'm STEELING this win! earthquake to make you walk this earth again! i can see that you're mesmerized by my dragon dance, aggron over tyranitar, NOT A FUCKING CHANCE!
aggron: i'm spitting barbed wire rhymes, you can call it DOUBLE EDGE! automized and authorized, i'll lead you to your END! owned by steven, i'm like a steel type DEMON! i'll stay sturdy while you're in the ground... BLEEDING!
tyranitar: i'm known to crush mountains and i'm stuck with this schmuck? i'll be the first one to say it, WE ALL KNOW YOU SUCK. with some thunder ice and fire my fangs will make you retire. call this battle the food chain, BECAUSE I'M UP HIGHER!
aggron: time to filter out your shit. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME METAL BURST! i'll mud slap you all around, YOUR RAPPING SOUNDS CURSED!
tyranitar: your rhymes are outrageous, thank god i have an iron head. the only good aggron is an AGGRON THAT'S DEAD!
aggron: with my wicked defense you can’t do ANYTHING to me!
tyranitar: you got shitty abilities and not a trace of agility
aggron: your face has no grace, something doesn't seem rice!
TYRANITAR: YOU WON'T LIKE ME WITH MY TYRANITARITE.
[aggron mega evolves]
mega aggron: i'm an almighty giant, HEAR MY ROAR! hungry for a snack? FEED ME MORE! the real question is, where's your originality, what type of pseudo legendary's scared of fairies? don't enter my territory, or i'll turn this into a horror story. i'm the type of hyped steel type to make this fucker gory! no matter the attacker you won't break my defense. I'M SLAUGHTERING THIS ROCK. THERE IS NO SUSPENSE.
[tyranitar mega evolves]
mega tyranitar: you think i'd be scared of a single steel type? with rhymes this slick, you'll be impaled by my SPIKES! i've got an iron defense, i'm one to make this intense. this battle's ending soon, you've got my assurance! i'll brick break you in half, switch up with a fire blast. you know that i'm the pokemon to make a fight last... from the minute you wished to fight me you were DOOMED, let me be the one to bury you in a ROCK TOMB!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE...

EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES!

salamence