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so... what's your favorite pokemon?
FUCK YOU, NOBODY CARES
because it sure as shit ain't it nearly as awesome as this here AGGRON
794 POUNDS OF BRICK SHITTING AMAZEMENT!
10 resistances.
180 BASE DEFENSE.
holy living... FUCK!
look at this BAD MOTHERFUCKER!
aggron is basically what you get if you put steel plating on a dinosaur... what trainer wouldn't want a FUCKING STEEL PLATED DINOSAUR!?
check this SHIT out!
AGGRON'S NOT ONLY A STEEL TYPE, BUT HE'S ALSO A ROCK TYPE.
those are like the two most badass types in the game.
THIS NIGGA'S TOUGHER THAN DIAMONDS!
diamonds are a girl's best friend?
FUCK THAT SHIT.
get your bitch an AGGRON for her birthday. she'll suck your dick ON THE SPOT. guaranteed!
what does your pokemon eat? berries? poffins? MAN-MADE SHIT FROM A BOWL? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH!
straight from the fucking GROUND.
not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any PUNK BITCHES that try to step on his turf.
and he'll even fix up his territory by planting trees EVERYWHERE and shit.
HELL YEAH, SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING HIPPIE
now hold onto your ass, 'cause here comes some TECHNICAL SHIT.
so aggron's got this move called HEAD SMASH. pretty much the MANLIEST MOVE ever - he headbutts your weak-ass pokemon at full force with his fuck awesome spikes and shit. the move has 150 base power and aggron has like 110 base attack and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage.
what this means in non poke-fag is that AGGRON WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT BACKWARDS.
what's that? he's too slow?
BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, FAGGOT, 'CAUSE AGGRON JUST USED ROCK POLISH, AND NOW HE'S RUNNING AROUND LIKE MOTHERFUCKING SONIC.
but this ain't no faggot-ass hedgehog, this is MOTHERFUCKING AGGRON, ready to kick your ass to hell and back.
think you can exploit aggron's weaknesses?
THINK AGAIN ASSHOLE!
aggron's ready to metal burst your pussy attacks right back at you.
and if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime... aggron can also support the rest of the faggots on his team with shit like thunder wave, roar, stealth rock... FUCK! i don't even know. all i know is that you need to get yourself a GODDAMN AGGRON.
salamence
