[mienshao appears]
mienshao: i finally returned!
[turns out mienshao was in front of an ugly emperor.]
ugly guy: ah, it finally took you long enough! i was starting to get worried! you have my thanks for such a hard journey! okay, let's get to all the stuff you brought back to me.
[mienshao puts his hands together]
mienshao: okay, gifts on the end of the earth. and some are even farther because we got lost whenever cattle was drinking heavily.
[mienshao was next to a leopard]
mienshao: first, this is a leopard.
leopard: leopard...
ugly guy: how mysterious!
[mienshao had an ostrich]
mienshao: this one is called an ostrich!
ostrich: ostrich!
ugly guy: how queer and strange!
[mienshao had a camel]
mienshao: this is supposed to be a camel.
camel: camel.
ugly guy: whoa! this thing confounds my senses! surely they're not the left queerness of camel!
mienshao: but i have one more!
[mienshao had a giraffe, while holding up his hands.]
mienshao: a giraffe, a hideous freak of nature!
giraffe: giraffe...
UGLY GUY: MIENSHAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[the ugly guy dies thanks to the giraffe]
thank the fucking salamence and bisharp...
mienshao and the ugly guy belong to hetalia.
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