hi! today i'm going to have adventures!
today, i learned pignite was a fighting type, so...
**DEWOTT RELEASES IT**
faggots: dewott you idiot!
also, by the way, i'm nacht carnival's favorite. if i wasn't their favorite i would definitely kill them! especially you, tentacruel!
today, i went to prasino woods, and found a bunch of faggots. i kinda liked swanna, gallade, mawile and clawitzer better. now there are these faggots named SERVINE CRUSTLE AND SHARPEDO! didn't sharpedo come from a safari?
everyone in prasino: DID YOU JUST CALL US A FAGGOT!?
yeah, i just called the new ones a faggot.
**a gigantic samurott drops from the sky and flattens all the new prasino citizens**
dewott: nice miracle!
then, i realized. I'm SeRpErIoR tO aLl oF yOu.
faggot: BAD PUN, DEWOTT!
whatever, i can just delete you, faggot.
faggot: never mind! i'm going to fuck an oshawott instead!
**dewott deletes the faggot**
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