PRASINO WOODS

hi. my name is dewott, of nacht carnival.
one day i was in prasino woods (thought it was jungle verde). there were these crazy fucks like swanna, gallade, mawile, a dead tepig, clawitzer, crustle and who the fuck cares about the last one. i think his name was servine or something. who knows.
dewott: the last time i was at jungle verde, there was toxicroak, nidoking, nidoqueen... but now everyone looks like... where's skarmory?
gallade: who are YOU.
dewott: my name is dewott. i come from nacht carnival!
gallade: there's a chance you might have dragonite rabies.
dewott: no i-
GALLADE POKES DEWOTT WITH A NEEDLE
swanna: hi! i'm swanna! who are you?
dewott: dewott! you look stupid!
dewott kicks ducklett for encouraging swanna to be stupid
servine: DID SOMEONE JUST HURT NATURE!?
dewott: did you know? rhyperior sounds like serperior.
servine and dewott get into a fight. dewott kicks servine out of prasino woods into...
nidoking: oh hey, it's a prasino fucker.
skarmory explodes on servine. THE END
created by: dewott, oshawott, samurott, and a gothorita.