AGGRON VS TYRANITAR RAP BATTLES

EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
AGGRON!
VS...
TYRANITAR!!!

BEGIN

aggron: COME ON, let's fight i'm a battle trained warrior, i could never be defeated by this PREHISTORIC loser! bringing the heavy metal, i'm an iron head for sure! you're just the 2nd generation's BIGGEST failure! i'm gonna take you down with heavy slam, i'm going HAM! even GROUDON knows i'm the leader of the land! it's my ENDEAVOR to sever and end ya, FURY CUTTER. i'm a regional superpower, BITCH DID I STUTTER?
tyranitar: i wouldn't take you winning with a grain of sand! sorry there man, THIS ISN'T GOING HOW YOU PLANNED! i'm a mascot of johto, not toxic, ICONIC! you learning stealth rock, WELL ISN'T THAT IRONIC? my rhymes are rock solid, i'm STEELING this win! earthquake to make you walk this earth again! i can see that you're mesmerized by my dragon dance, aggron over tyranitar, NOT A FUCKING CHANCE!
aggron: i'm spitting barbed wire rhymes, you can call it DOUBLE EDGE! automized and authorized, i'll lead you to your END! owned by steven, i'm like a steel type DEMON! i'll stay sturdy while you're in the ground... BLEEDING!
tyranitar: i'm known to crush mountains and i'm stuck with this schmuck? i'll be the first one to say it, WE ALL KNOW YOU SUCK. with some thunder ice and fire my fangs will make you retire. call this battle the food chain, BECAUSE I'M UP HIGHER!
aggron: time to filter out your shit. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME METAL BURST! i'll mud slap you all around, YOUR RAPPING SOUNDS CURSED!
tyranitar: your rhymes are outrageous, thank god i have an iron head. the only good aggron is an AGGRON THAT'S DEAD!
aggron: with my wicked defense you can’t do ANYTHING to me!
tyranitar: you got shitty abilities and not a trace of agility
aggron: your face has no grace, something doesn't seem rice!
TYRANITAR: YOU WON'T LIKE ME WITH MY TYRANITARITE.
[aggron mega evolves]
mega aggron: i'm an almighty giant, HEAR MY ROAR! hungry for a snack? FEED ME MORE! the real question is, where's your originality, what type of pseudo legendary's scared of fairies? don't enter my territory, or i'll turn this into a horror story. i'm the type of hyped steel type to make this fucker gory! no matter the attacker you won't break my defense. I'M SLAUGHTERING THIS ROCK. THERE IS NO SUSPENSE.
[tyranitar mega evolves]
mega tyranitar: you think i'd be scared of a single steel type? with rhymes this slick, you'll be impaled by my SPIKES! i've got an iron defense, i'm one to make this intense. this battle's ending soon, you've got my assurance! i'll brick break you in half, switch up with a fire blast. you know that i'm the pokemon to make a fight last... from the minute you wished to fight me you were DOOMED, let me be the one to bury you in a ROCK TOMB!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE...

EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES!

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