OSHAWOTT KNOWS WHAT AN AHEGAO IS

i, dewott, was at a beach, holding up a shell to the moon. nidorina was aiming the camera at me.
nidorina took the picture of me, and then gave it to me. it was so beautiful! it captured the essence of dewott.
i showed my little brother this picture. however, later on today, i saw oshawott on the computer, editing a picture.
dewott: oshawott, what are you doing?
oshawott: deWOTT!!!!!!!!!! hi there. wanna see my edit?
i stare at oshawott's edit. apparently the moon was edited out to be replaced with a- OH MY GOD!!!
DEWOTT: OSHAWOTT YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!
oshawott: an ahegao?
i grab oshawott and look at the devastation he has done. he replaced the moon with a picture of a gardevoir ahegao. i wanted to PUNCH oshawott so badly!
so guess what? I DID THAT! and replaced his webpage with a picture of a pignite cuddling a porygon-z.
dewott: that oughta teach you a lesson. now enjoy your samurott page.

reshiram poetry at its finest

you are a fire-type legendary

fire-types are superior to every other type

you have barrier bash+

making avalugg's stage easy

steel, bug, grass, ice

what reshiram is strong against

from hard to easy, thanks to reshiram

zekrom block smash+ doesn't beat reshiram

you can take 5 rmls

you can beat the whole world

resisting 7 types

however weak to rock, ground and water

reshiram is great!

reshiram is the best!

no other legendary can be good as reshiram!

not even zekrom, only has 2 types to cover?

reshiram has 4 types to cover

and tell me why kyurem got power of 5+.

luxray

there's also victini landorus thundurus and tornadus but... and also meloetta, keldeo, virizion, froslass, tangrowth, lucario, cobalion and terrakion. and garchomp but again READ THE TITLE.

larvitar, bagon, gible!

larvitar, bagon and gible are usually referred as the three, because dewott loves them a lot.
but how about axew, dratini, beldum, deino and goomy?
they don't have anything THAT special. now shut up please.

larvitar lives in wacky workshop. he is very cute, and very social. he is known to run around until he gets tired. easy to get along with, especially with dragon or rock types! wants to grow up to be the most badass larvitar ever, and extremely powerful.

bagon lives in wacky workshop, with his best friend larvitar. he's very brave and persistent. he wants to grow up and fly one day, which is why he likes jumping from high distances. don't worry, his head protects him from the impact. gets along with dragon and ground types very well. somewhat powerful.

gible lives in a shuffle safari, different from where larvitar and bagon reside. he is competitive. he likes to bite a LOT of things, and i mean a LOT. very scared of the cold. he likes dragon and ground type friends, and gets along with gabite and garchomp very well.
and if i swear if you say tyranitar, salamence and garchomp are better i swear to god a slaking will shove your soul (and maybe a pignite) down your throat


with love, from dewott ♥

samurott looks ugly.

this post is made by dewott the prince. he is SERPERIOR to this ugly fuck samurott in every way. (excuse my amazing puns)

DO YOU THINK I AM SERPERIOR TO YOU NOW, SAMUROTT!?
samurott: no, you suck.
**dewott rapes samurott**
pignite and emboar are awesome by the way.

s rank dewott

you want to s rank my stage.

if you have a zekrom, be free to use it. block smash+.
use a sleep charm shaymin.
use a mind zap bellossom (SL5)
if you don't have a zekrom, use ferrothorn.
if you don't have a sleep charm shaymin, lilligant or grovyle works completely well!
not sure about mind zap...
if you don't have bellossom, you might use enamored pikachu. if you don't have enamored pikachu, you can use ludicolo. if you don't have either, feed yourself to a pignite.

dewott has adventures 2

hi. my name is dewott.
and well you see, today i found a faggot. his name is NOT pignite, to your dismay.
faggot: my name is male gardevoir!
dewott: YOU'RE NOT A WAIFU!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
rip dewott

samurott: COME SEE ME DEWOTT!!!
FINE BUT I'M SERPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU. BAD PUNS FTW!!!