sceptile

sceptile looks lovely!

sceptile looks humble in this one, actually...

but is he nice? NO!

sceptile is known for throwing insults at shiftry, just for being grass/dark type. he is also known to hate breloom, gallade, flygon, cacturne, chesnaught, and torterra. he has a crush on meganium, one of the only females.

although sceptile can be cute.

however, manectric, luxray, garchomp and salamence exist for a purpose. manectric for the speed, salamence for the attack, luxray for no reason and salamence, 'cause he's a dragon.

but no wait? sceptile can into mega?

sceptile CAN into mega!

YES HE CAN!!! meaning a reason why he's superior to shiftry, breloom, and even serperior himself.

but hey - meganium exists for the sexiness. serperior exists because dewott hates him. sceptile exists for the SPEED. sceptile's FAST, fastest grass type ever. look at him.

mess with these and DIE!

zangoose is one of our friends. guess how he thinks? does he like the stats of sceptile?

ok. i guess not.

sadly greninja is 2 points faster than sceptile... he is fucked.

but milotic

no one cares about you. we only care about ampharos, manectric, luxray, garchomp, and gallade. those are the 5 centrals. anyone else will be fucked by a machamp.

what? you think sceptile still sucks? go suck off a breloom or shiftry...